Poking the penguin is an excellent and safe way to help relieve stress and frustration when other avenues are not available. 8(:-)
The surgeon general has not warned of any known side effects, possible injury, or risk of permanent scaring from poking the penguin. =-O
The FDA has thus-far declined to place any regulations on poking the penguin. =-)
The FCC has not created any regulations regarding poking the penguin because there is no known creation of any harmful radioactive interference created by poking the penguin. 8-)
So, as far as I know-- poking the penguin is completely safe for all your recreational poking needs. However, until further research studies regarding poking the penguin have been completed, I still cannot fully guarantee your safety. Anyone who pokes the penguin, still pokes at their own risk! =-P
Remember, poking the penguin is considered to be safe for all types of recreational poking. =|:-)
However, should you have a concern as to whether or not you may have medical problems that may be exacerbated by poking the penguin. You should consult with your medical provider or physician as to any complications that may arise. 0:-)

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