I found this on Gamesville.com and I just thought is was so funny that I just had to share.

 

Poking the penguin is an excellent and safe way to help relieve stress and frustration when other avenues are not available. 8(:-)

The surgeon general has not warned of any known side effects, possible injury, or risk of permanent scaring from poking the penguin. =-O

The FDA has thus-far declined to place any regulations on poking the penguin. =-)

The FCC has not created any regulations regarding poking the penguin because there is no known creation of any harmful radioactive interference created by poking the penguin. 8-)

So, as far as I know-- poking the penguin is completely safe for all your recreational poking needs. However, until further research studies regarding poking the penguin have been completed, I still cannot fully guarantee your safety. Anyone who pokes the penguin, still pokes at their own risk! =-P

Remember, poking the penguin is considered to be safe for all types of recreational poking. =|:-)

However, should you have a concern as to whether or not you may have medical problems that may be exacerbated by poking the penguin. You should consult with your medical provider or physician as to any complications that may arise. 0:-)



















 





 















I am not entirely sure just why, but I think there is just something really special, and really magical about Selena Gomez. Maybe it is the fact that she plays a wizard on a Disney Channel Show, or maybe because she did a remake of the old classic song "Magic" and just happened to make it like a million times better than the original! Who knows exactly why? Maybe because she is just amazingly pretty, just like a princess. I mean seriously, the duchess of Cambridge looks quite pale, plain, and boring compared to Selena Gomez. Regardless of the fact, that Selena Gomez's skin does not even have nearly as much pigmentation as Catherine Elizabeth Middleton. Maybe the world will never completely or fully understand the reasons why.



















 

 

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